To-Do List for Post Final Exam

After tuesday’s Final Econs Exam which I will undoubtedly fail, here are the things I plan to do on that day:

1200: Paper over.. wheee
1205: Rush to take bus
1215: Reach Winnie’s Shop, buy new body shell and paint
1300: Home, cook lunch, wait for new FP to arrive via DHL
1345: Install Borderland and COD:MW2
1355: PLAY
1600: ANIME
1900: Remove motor from Ta05R, put in new motor
2000: Find Alex to shoulder on new deans plug for new motor’s ESC
2030: PLAY CAR
2200: PLAY GAME

PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Wednesday will be a busy day with Evil Project Meeting, SL480 poster event, and meeting with my gf:)

Will you marry your video game character?

I wonder how the kid would look like.

“I will always pass” – A guide to passing your Analytical Skills Final Exam by Weikiat

If there is nothing about an examination that makes you think you have passed, that is perfectly alright as not having evidents to suggest that you passed does not mean you have failed. – Appeal to Ignorance.

If 51 is a pass. And if you get 50, it should be a pass as there is only one mark difference. This 1% is highly insignificant out of a possible 100%. Hence, it follows that if you get 49, you should still pass, as there is only one mark difference between 49 and 50. Consequently, you can never fail an exam. -Semantic Slippery Slope

In SMU, not failing is considered very good already. – Begging the Question by Omission of Premise

I told my prof that if I didn’t pass, my mother will chop off my legs. Therefore I passed. – Appeal to Pity

Many who didn’t study passed. I didn’t study. Therefore I passed. – Appeal to Popularity

This prof sucks. He failed me, but since he suck, actually I pass one. – Argument against the Person

Don’t fail me! Prof you were as bad a student as I am and look at your success now! Hence you shouldn’t fail me because I will end up as successful as you anyway. – Exception proves the rule

Prof say I failed. But I am not a failure as a person. Since I am not a failure, I passed. – Equivocation

Prof say I failed. But I just missed out doing one question. Since that question is simple, I would have solved it and get full marks anyway, and hence I have actually passed the examination. – Red Herring

I failed because I couldn’t attempt question 5. But question 5 is a terrible way to assess students’ abilities. Therefore you cannot say I have failed. Hence, I have passed. – Rejecting Conclusion of a bad Premise/Argument

I get 100/300. But I tell the world I passed because I get 100 marks. – Suppressing Information

I sit for an exam for the mentally retarded and I scored full marks. Therefore I can get full marks for exams. – Biased Sample

There are 50 questions. I got the first question correct. I got the second question correct. Therefore I get all the questions correct. I passed. – Small Sample

Bob and Alan scored lower than me in this exams. Since there is bell curve, I definitely passed. – Small Sample.

My maid say I will pass. Therefore I conclude that I passed. – Appeal to Unqualified Authority

That day, I drank chicken essence before the FA examination. I pass the FA examination. I am drinking chicken essence now. Therefore I will pass the examination later. – After this, so because of this

This examination is as simple as writing a few words. Since I can write words, I will pass the examination. – Weak Analogy

I took MC and didn’t go for the examination. Thus I say that since I didn’t fail, I passed. – False Dichotomy by Overlooking Alternatives

Simon failed. Therefore I passed. – Missing Comparative.

If I didn’t study then I will fail. I studied. Therefore I passed. – Denying the Antecedent

I passed. This is because I don’t think I have failed. – Begging the question by restatement

If I fail the exam, I will be depressed. When I am depressed, I get emotionally unstable, which will lead to frustration. Frustration breeds anger and anger in turn breed violence. And we all know that violence breed violence and soon we will turn SMU into a war zone. MOE will step in and close down SMU. Since SMU doesn’t wish to be closed down, SMU will not fail me. Therefore I passed. – Causal Slippery Slope

Whenever Prof smile at me, I pass the exam. Prof is smiling at me right now. Therefore I passed the exam. – Mistaken Cause

There is no failure in AS in the entire history of SMU. Thus, even though I am really hopeless, I won’t fail. Thus I passed. – Accident

God says he will pass his Analytic Skills Final Examination today – Self-delusion.
Disclaimer: Not all fallacious examples above are correct. If you think they are, you have failed. – Begging the question by omission of premise

I refuse to mug

Halfway, I realised what was I doing?

I should be the Weikiat as usual. The Weikiat that instead of studying, would go and photoshop this picture:

Studying

Joyce posted this on facebook: Student + Dying = Studying.

How true.

Enough said about the state of mental well-being nowadays.

And to the same person who keeps flooding the tagboard, lol. Really nothing better to do, and damn immature.

A person with narrow world view would not be able to tolerate people voicing their opinions, and ironically, would label those people voicing their opinions as having narrow world view.
And you are already wasting food and oxygen by being a good for nothing, stop wasting electricity when you have nothing meaningful or constructive to say.