Papers from the past

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My dad discovered some interesting things from the past hiding inside my storeroom…

These things are pure gem.

Sadly… I no longer say good morning to my mum every morning.. because I don’t get to see her every morning…

I used to feel proud of my ability to write Chinese composition, and my relatively high scores compared to my peers. Now as I read through these gems… I realized that my teachers must have had good laughs over my compositions. Here are some more epic ones:

“I was so excited that I danced!”

Look at the 5th row from the back.
“They saw that the old lady injured leg which was bleeding profusely, so they brought her to the clinic.”
Question to little Weikiat: How did the protagonist manage to bring the old lady to the clinic??

“The doctor told them that it was fortunate that the old lady was brought to the clinic in a timely manner, otherwise she would have lost too much blood.”
Question to little Weikiat: WTF WTF WTF?

This is the worst ending of all. I think I must be feeling too lazy to write on already.

If you ever wonder in life, when is the exact moment you pick up piracy as a life-long skill, the answer is this: The very moment your teacher give you the first pirated test paper from other schools with the school’s name removed.

I remembered feeling damn disgusted about a person with wings instead of arms.

My good friends!

Lets take a look at some of the goodies on “My Good Friends”:

Was this really so funny?

Learning how to write chinese characters

A joke

Why indian and chinese same color one?

Another joke

I love reading story books when I was young. A typical book review look like this:

I especially love the “comment on the story”

Sentence forming is one of the earliest way to exercise my creativity.

So is rearrange-the-sentence. Take note of my solution for qn2.

“My Good Friends” newsletter was later replaced by what can be loosely translated into “New World Order”.

How i hated this.

I read lots of chinese story books too! Alot of these titles were actually faked. The concept of a “PC Clinic”, or a clinic to service hospital that I proposed for LTB can be traced to book no. 9 where I introduced the term “Doctor Computer”.

Later on, I had a give a speech about a book I read. I unwittingly helped Popular bookstore advertise!

Please hire me to be a weather man.. weather can be both sunny and rainy at the same time!

I’ve always love science.

I can’t believe I can draw so well. LOL.

There’s alot more treasures in that green file, but I’ve run out of time to go through all of them.
How’s your primary school worksheets and memories like?